February 2012
ezramichaelkoenig:
Now the year’s ’94 and my trunk is closed In my rearview mirror, motherfucking Domino’s I’m just drivin’, within the legal limit Pizza boy gotta move two pies in twenty minutes I try to pull over, but not in time I get hit from the back, but I’m still fine Pizza boy was bleedin’ – shard of glass in his head I straight jacked his pizzas and left him for dead
ezramichaelkoenig:
P-I-Z-Z-A-P-R-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don’t get caught with a wack calzone
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Yes it IS actually that simple.
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paranormalcrab replied to your post: My roommie doesn’t want to room with me next year
can’t handle your dave matthews hating swag
No. She also hates Dave Matthews…
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omg y’all Charlotte Sometimes is on the voice. <3 her.
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My roommie doesn’t want to room with me next year
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yourenotaheroyourealiar:
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
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March Fif-Dean-th!
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